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  • The Elements
  • Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
  • New Math
  • The Vatican Rag
  • National Brotherhood Week
  • Wernher Von Braun
  • A Christmas Carol
  • Pollution
  • Send The Marines
  • The Masochism Tango
  • Smut
  • We Will All Go Together When We Go
  • The Folk Song Army
  • MLF Lullaby
  • Oedipus Rex
  • Lobachevsky
  • Who's Next?
  • The Hunting Song
  • The Old Dope Peddler
  • Be Prepared
  • The Irish Ballad
  • Bright College Days
  • George Murphy
  • I Hold Your Hand In Mine
  • Clementine
  • It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier
  • I Wanna Go Back To Dixie
  • She's My Girl
  • Alma
  • In Old Mexico
  • My Home Town
  • The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
  • Fight Fiercely, Harvard
  • The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
  • Whatever Became Of Hubert?
  • When You Are Old And Gray
  • So Long, Mom (A Song For World War III)
  • I Got It From Agnes
  • That's Mathematics
  • When You Are Old And Grey
  • Masochism Tango
  • Silent E
  • L-Y
  • Introduction
  • (I'm Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica
  • N Apostrophe T
  • Selling Out
  • O-U (The Hound Song)
  • S-N (Snore, Sniff, And Sneeze)
  • The Elements - Live

I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know
Whose name was Henry
Only to give you an idea of what an individualist he was
He spelled it H-E-N-3-R-Y
The 3 was silent, you see

Henry
Henry was financially independent
Having inherited his father's tar-and-feather business
And was therefore able to devote his full time
To such intellectual pursuits as writing
I particularly remember a heart-warming novel of his
About a young necrophiliac who finally achieved
His boy-hood ambition by becoming coroner

The rest of you can look it up when you get home
In addition to writing, he indulged in a good deal of philosophizing
Like so many contemporary philosophers
He especially enjoyed giving helpful advice to people
Who were happier than he was
And one huh

One particular bit of advice which I recall
Which is the reason I bring up this whole dreary story
Is something he said once before they took him away
To the Massachusetts state home for the bewildered
He said, "Life is like a sewer
What you get out of it depends on what you put into it"

It's always seems to me that this is precisely
The sort of dynamic, positive thinking
That we so desperately need today
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