Mrtzcmp3
  • Cock Mobster
  • Bleeding Brain Grow
  • Excuse You
  • I'm Fricking Awesome
  • It's Here
  • Paullelujah
  • Old Paul
  • Vulture Shark Sculpture Park
  • N.O.W.
  • Anarchist Bookstore part 1
  • Talking Time Travel
  • Salvation Barmy
  • A Somewhat New Medium
  • Burping & Farting
  • The Joy of Your World
  • Anarchist Bookstore part 2
  • An Introduction
  • School Anthem
  • Housemate Troubles
  • Props
  • MTV Get Off the Air, Part 2
  • Go Sane
  • Enter Pan-Man
  • Hairy Moth Owl
  • Make No Mistake
  • Senioritis
  • Allahu Akbar
  • Owl Pellets
  • Anarchist Bookstore, Pt. 1
  • A Very Sad Story
  • Get Along Song
  • The Name in All Caps
  • Burping and Farting
  • Lidgeon
  • Back On A White Horse
  • Power
  • Sampling Law
  • MC Fibonacci Sequence vs. Interrupting Rapper
  • Hot Guacamole, Feat. Doom
  • Science
  • Anarchist Bookstore, Pt. 2
  • Get Help
  • Drug Casual-T
  • Circumcision
  • Princess Superstar
  • MTV Get off the Air, Pt. 2
  • Ask Your Mama
  • Divorce
  • It Can All Be Taken Away
  • Lovage (feat Princess Superstar)

(spoken intro) Practically every great leader was a man whose achievements were largely inspired by a woman.
When things get tough --
and you can count on it, they will --
you may be deserted by what you thought were friends.
But if you've got a good woman, you'll never be alone

(sung) When I was young, I used to wait
On mass'r, and hand him his plate
And pass the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blues...

(MC Paul Barman) A little goon in a locker room
Rat-tails, the octoroon
He'll be drinking vodka soon
And his big brothers are frat guys
Whose IQs lose to their fitted baseball hat size
Smirkin' jocks with hackysacks
In Birkenstocks and khaki slacks
I'm the hypest lyricist
While they're like, "What type of beer is this?"
The liquid is ubiquitous
And has such a hold
On all the strata, it's just got to be
Government-controlled
Behind the bottle and the throne
Sits an unknown man wiser
And bigger for the liquor store
The number one franchiser
Perhaps George Bush and his sons
Are relatives of Anheuser

I wanted to get in a pooper hole one day
So I invited girls over on Super Bowl Sunday
Only one showed up: Princess Superstar

(Princess Superstar) Thanks for inviting me over
Let me look around
Ooo, the bed post, stacked billfolds
Back to back to black dildos
Nice hit, kudos
Pass the Cool Ranch Doritos
I love nachos
Put on Fat Joe
Naw, that really sucks, let's put on the Beatles
Yo, let's check the half time show
I hope it's Michael Jackson
Singing Satisfaction with Hanson
Or Luther Vandross in a sparkling costume with big pants dancin'
Or maybe I saw that in a Bud Light commercial
Speakin' of which, give this bitch
A drink quick to wet my lips
You got enough chedda' lyin' around this place to fix up my tits
...

******* This Lyrics is NOT for Commercial use *******
(1409612056681)
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com. This Lyrics is NOT for Commercial use and only 30% of the lyrics are returned.

Copyright © 2019 | Mrtzcmp3