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One of the reasons I'm glad to be back in Atlanta is since I
Was here last time, I made an extraordinary discovery that
I really want to share with you. It's kind of overwhelming
Much more so than the discovery that NSYNC was gay. You see
I travel a lot, and the fact of the matter is, in my travels
I found out something that changed the way I look at things
From the beginning of time, man has looked at the heavens
And firmly believed that the universe ends out in space
It's not true. The end of the universe happens to be in
The United States. I have seen it. And, oddly enough
It's in Houston, Texas. I know, I know, I was shocked too
I left the comedy club there and walked down the street. On
One corner, there was a Starbucks, and across the street from
That Starbucks, in the exact same building as that Starbucks
Was a Starbucks. At first, I thought the sun was playing tricks
With my eyes. But no, there was a Starbucks across from a
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