• DFTBA
  • The Deep Sea Anglerfish
  • A Song about an Anglerfish
  • Strange Charm
  • This Is Not Harry Potter
  • Accio Deathly Hallows
  • This Isn't Hogwarts
  • I Know
  • Shake-A-Booty
  • Looking for Alaska
  • Nerdfighteria Island
  • Book Eight
  • I'm Gonna Kill You
  • Helen Hunt
  • I'm not Edward Cullen
  • Nerdfighterlike
  • Mules are so Half Ass
  • It All Makes Sense At The End
  • It's Too Hot
  • What Would Captain Picard Do
  • Phineas Gage
  • Fermi Paradox
  • Protons and Neutrons
  • Crime Dramas Suck
  • Dead Boy's Girlfriend
  • Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl
  • Accio Deathly Hallows (Acoustic)
  • The Fathers of the Founding Fathers
  • Brother from a Mother of a Last Name of Another Color
  • Ulcerative Colitis
  • My Phone
  • Edward Spoonhands
  • Jesus Gets Nothing For Christmas
  • Bad Day On Chat Roulette
  • Adult Female
  • Farmville
  • Makin' Babies
  • Obama Llama Song
  • Luck of my Life
  • Queen Ranavalona I
  • The Vegetables
  • Helena Montana
  • Good Morning Nerdfighters
  • Demolition Derby
  • Butte Montana
  • Brigid and Samantha
  • The Worst of News 2009
  • People Who Love Giraffes
  • Accio Deathly Hallows (Annotated)
  • Amber Lamps

I didn't think it was for real
Or it could be such a big deal
That this hunk of silicon could save my life
But now i've seen what it can do
And after all that we've been through
I had to write a song all about why

It can do anything
It can even help me sing
And yes it helped me find my soulmate
It can be a lightsaber
Help me find out if my neighbour is a registered sex offender in my state.

Been bitten by a vampire bat?
Well there's an app for that
Been deployed into heavy combat?
Well there's an app for that
In a fight with Yassar AraFat
There's an app for that

Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
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