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Goth Girls
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Penny Arcade Theme
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Charity Case
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This Old Man
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Crime Spree
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Special Delivery
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Secrets From The Future
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It Is Pitch Dark
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Braggadocio
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I Heart Fags
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Nerdcore Rising
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Pr0n S0ng
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I Hate Your Blog
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First World Problem
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Bizarro Genius Baby
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Shame Of The Otaku
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Indier Than Thou
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Yellow Lasers
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Diseases Of Yore
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Hassle: The Dorkening
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Which MC Was That?
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Final Boss
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Tongue-Clucking Grammarian
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Wallflowers
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Front the Most
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Floating Bridge
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A Very Unlikely Occurrence
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Message no. 419
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Charisma Potion
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Listen Close
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Your Friend Wil
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You Got Asperger's
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Stoop Sale
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Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe
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Origin Of Species
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Jacquelyn Hyde
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Zero Day
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Scare Goat
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Gonna Be Your Man
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Canadia
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A Little Bit Broad
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Socks On
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Spoiler Alert
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I'll Form the Head
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Critical Hit
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Disaster
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In Arrears
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Nerdcore Hiphop
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Better at Rapping
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Power User
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
consider whose fault it could be:
not a torch or a match in your inventory.
It got narrated at you in the second person.
Every time you booted up, it seemed you got another version
of your life told to you by a status line blinking,
the impossible people you could be without thinking
yourself insane of personality problems,
with a mop on a drop ship or trying to stab a goblin.
That don't play in public life. You get arrested,
psychoactive medication daily in your big intestine
and attesting that the voices in your head
said the dwarf shot first, embedded arrow then you bled.
But doctors with needles posit repeatedly
that you knocked down that midget in the park unneededly.
This has seeded the idea that you should
never venture from the house, never get misunderstood
by the non-player characters inhabiting Earth,
none of whom are too concerned about Nord & Bert,
not one of whom ever aimed a fish around the room,
trying to get it in the ear canal because doom
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